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  • Paris Hilton: not so stupid...today

    We do not often write about the likes of Paris Hilton on the AMI blog. This most likely, is because she is stupid, not a friend to the race of "Mustached Americans" we write for, has an inflated sense of self worth, and she is stupid. We generally hold Hilton in a similar regard to Sarah Jessica...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 08-06-2008

  • Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Horses

    If you, like many men, believe that Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse, you need to visit this web site .
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 05-29-2008

  • Painful Parker Comes Back

    Mustached Americans enjoy football games, we like movies about super heroes other than ourselves, we love beer, enjoy our John Daniels (when you know him as well as we know him, it's "John"), and we like things like pick-up trucks and chainsaws. What we don’t like, however, are things like...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 05-20-2008

  • NCAA weekend one wrap up

    During this long, NCAA opening weekend, my wife and I sat down for dinner. I've known this woman since 1993, have lived with her since 1994, and we have been married since 1999. And at this point, after she's enjoyed 15 fabulous years of mustached American-dominated bliss, she posed this question...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 03-21-2008
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