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  • Baseball's great mustache teams

    Congratulations to the Milwaukee Brewers for a return to the playoffs for the first time in 26 years. It harkens back to one of the great mustache teams of the 20th century, the 1982 Brewers, a team of beer-drinking, home run-hitting men who obviously had more fun than players today.
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by Dcal on 09-28-2008
  • Paul Newman and the placement of mustaches in movies

    The death of the great Paul Newman gives us a chance to reveal a heretofore unpublished piece of American mustache history - the role AMI played in the mustache revival of the late 1960s.. The movie was "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" and there was a debate about how accurate the actors...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by Dcal on 09-28-2008
  • Excuses, Excuses…

    It seems as though the excuses for not dating someone (who is in all ways totally perfect) are comparable to those excuses men use for not growing a mustache. While there are many obvious interpretations of these excuses for dating, and since I have heard every one any man has to offer, I will attempt...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 09-19-2008
  • Burt 2

    Burt Reynolds visits The Tonight Show:
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by Dcal on 09-11-2008
  • Bacon Ice Cream

    I have noticed that Indian men who grew up in India, here for school or work, are more than five times as likely to have mustaches than Indian men who spent their formative years in the US. On a recent ‘field study’ I met up with a gorgeous Indian man who had agreed to answer some complex questions and...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 08-04-2008
  • The Favre mess - who's to blame?

    If you've ever been to Lambeau Field in Green Bay, you know it's mustache heaven. The stadium looks like an entire crowd of Mike Holmgren look-alikes, itching for deer season. Despite upgrades in the last few years, the field still feels like a high school stadium, complete with bench seating...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by Dcal on 07-17-2008
  • Statement on Jesse Ventura's decision not to run

    The American Mustache Institute is certainly disappointed by former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura's decision to stay out of the race for the U.S. Senate in Minnesota, but we had determined that we would not endorse Governor Ventura in a Senate race until he grew back his delicious mustache. As...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by Dcal on 07-14-2008
  • American Mustache Institute calls for Francona, Sharpton to name Giambi to All-Star team

    Today was a sad day for mustached Americans and dwarfs alike. Despite our obvious disappointment in the results of the voting for the final position on the American League All-Star team in next week’s Major League All-Star game, the American Mustache Institute (AMI) respects the final decision, as incomprehensibly...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 07-10-2008
  • Dear hot, bald, man of my dreams...

    You are smokin' hot and I don't really think you understand to what degree. You’re even gorgeous without a mustache, although we talked at length about the fact that you can grow one, and a good one at that. You keep touching me, but not once have I given you the stiff arm or tried to back away...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 06-30-2008
  • ESPN on hair

    There's been much coverage about discussions this week at the NFL league meetings over the issue of hair. Much like the horse collar rule that came into the league last year, there has been consideration of a similar rule relative to hair. There's also some thought on banning long hair. As a...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 04-03-2008
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