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New Interview with "Badass" Author

From actors to major league baseball players to TV hosts to pathetically worthless musicians (Dave Navarro) to authors -- the American Mustache Institute has sought to use its Montly Mustache Interview feature to bring you a ridiculous string of discussions with a broad group of people. This time around...

Posted to 2010 (Weblog) by afroman on 02-02-2010
A Reexamination of the Beard

It is a new year, and as we all do at the dawn of a fresh 365 days, it is a time to resolve ourselves to reform, improvement, excelling in areas in which we previously failed, develop even greater levels of mustache-driven good looks, and reducing our hatred of Dave Navarro . But as we cannot minimize...

Posted to 2010 (Weblog) by aperlut on 01-05-2010
In The Event You'd Care for a Mustache Ride

It is rare that you'll find reference to the oft-used phrase "mustache ride" on the American Mustache Institute. We find this form of blatant sexual refernce to be beneath us most often, and we'd rather simply point out the pathetic weakness that is Dave Navarro or laugh at men who...

Posted to AMI 2009 (Weblog) by afroman on 09-22-2009
Colvin Broadens Mustache Styles -- Offers the "Ringer"

Outside of the Monthly Mustache Interviews , one of the most commonly visited pages of the American Mustache Institute community is our mustache style guide . And indeed, it makes sense, as most of you look to for leadership on facial hair facts, issues, and for rationale as to why Dave Navarro is worthless...

Posted to AMI 2009 (Weblog) by afroman on 09-09-2009
No More Sex.....And the City

As you have read prior on the American Mustache Institute blog, I, as well as our organization, have long petitioned against the existence of two things: Dave Navarro , as he is worthless. And the atrocity that is " Sex And The City ." With our new partnership with our friends at Asylum.com...

Posted to AMI 2009 (Weblog) by afroman on 06-17-2009
Goulet Soiree Worth the Wait

It has been some time since I last wrote on this blog, but this past weekend I witnessed the profound power of the Mustached American community, as well as the purity and strength of our peoples' collective souls, and I must share this with you. You may recall a blog posting from last week by my...

Posted to AMI 2009 (Weblog) by aperlut on 03-03-2009
Women are selfish

In 2001, the AMI research department under the guidance of Dr. Daniel Callahan conducted a study which found that 92.3 percent of Mustached Americans believe they tolerate the female gender for one reason and one reason only - primal needs. Indeed, from the age of 12 we begin to feel the urge as our...

Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 10-31-2008
Simple pleasures

We all have simple pleasures in life. For me, I love accidentally parking in front of an inoperable parking meter, getting out with change in hand, only to find its not needed. Or what about sitting on the couch and watching re-runs of 1980s sitcom ALF ? Of course, there's always hating on Dave Navarro...

Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 10-04-2008
Shock in Mustache Community - Aiken Comes out of Closet

Clay Aiken is finally confirming what many people suspected: He's gay, and his lady admirer's are not only shocked, but clearly, the dumbest humans alive. While "American Idol" runner-up Aiken has rarely addressed rumors about his sexuality, to anyone with a mustache or any sense whatsoever...

Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 09-24-2008
Navarro Indeed Sucks

The 23.8 readers of the AMI blog understand our feelings on Dave Navarro. Whether is was our account of our initial interview with Navarro, or when we lambasted a poor, young scribe who wished to make her mark in journalism by writing a sweetheart of a story about Chump Bait - even though she knew he...

Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 08-28-2008

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