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  • Excuses, Excuses…

    It seems as though the excuses for not dating someone (who is in all ways totally perfect) are comparable to those excuses men use for not growing a mustache. While there are many obvious interpretations of these excuses for dating, and since I have heard every one any man has to offer, I will attempt...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 09-19-2008

  • World Mustache News

    Croatia/China : What could possibly be better than ultra-fit, hairless-bodied, Olympic water polo players with mustaches? My mind cannot comprehend anything more amazing. "We came to an idea to do something special, that will be only ours," Croatia's Maro Jokovic told the AP. "And...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 08-24-2008

  • Georgia Quiz

    While having a lengthy discussion with my friend Maymo about where to find good mustaches, she informed me of the fact that big box discount stores in the south were certainly a good place to observe all types of mustaches and other random/experimental/accidental forms of facial hair. After discussing...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 07-29-2008

  • I can gut a fish and you can clap with one hand. How lovely.

    On a recent trip to the inboxes that collect the fodder of my daily online dating life, I received a message that contained the following gumballs: “I can demonstrate the 5 positions in ballet (not very gracefully, though), I can clap with one hand (which means I can answer that age old philosophical...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 06-30-2008

  • Dear hot, bald, man of my dreams...

    You are smokin' hot and I don't really think you understand to what degree. You’re even gorgeous without a mustache, although we talked at length about the fact that you can grow one, and a good one at that. You keep touching me, but not once have I given you the stiff arm or tried to back away...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 06-30-2008
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