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  • Excuses, Excuses…

    It seems as though the excuses for not dating someone (who is in all ways totally perfect) are comparable to those excuses men use for not growing a mustache. While there are many obvious interpretations of these excuses for dating, and since I have heard every one any man has to offer, I will attempt...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 09-19-2008

  • Fake mustache? No good.

    Several weeks ago I met a guy at my neighborhood coffee shop who always carries a fake stick-on mustache or two in his wallet. The same conversation that led me to this fact also revealed that this young man had degrees in theatre and had taught theatre courses, as well as directed and acted in various...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 09-10-2008

  • I can gut a fish and you can clap with one hand. How lovely.

    On a recent trip to the inboxes that collect the fodder of my daily online dating life, I received a message that contained the following gumballs: “I can demonstrate the 5 positions in ballet (not very gracefully, though), I can clap with one hand (which means I can answer that age old philosophical...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 06-30-2008

  • Dear hot, bald, man of my dreams...

    You are smokin' hot and I don't really think you understand to what degree. You’re even gorgeous without a mustache, although we talked at length about the fact that you can grow one, and a good one at that. You keep touching me, but not once have I given you the stiff arm or tried to back away...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by goldylx on 06-30-2008
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