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Protecting the rights of, and fighting discrimination against, mustached Americans by promoting the growth, care, and culture of the mustache.

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  • A new mustache, Clay Aiken, the Celtics, and bowling madness

    A wrap-up of the weekend that was: AMI's executive director Aaron Perlut reported May 23 , he chose to remove his cookie duster. He reports said soup strainer is now back, in full bloom. God bless. CNN is reporting that most Americans think the economy is weak but will improve. Yeah, well, there's...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 06-09-2008
  • Say it aint so - Cubs mustache may go

    The following letter was sent to the Chicago Cubs: People of Cubs Nation, My name is Aaron Perlut and I am the executive director of the American Mustache Institute, as well as a lifelong Chicago Cubs fan. I have been concerned to read reports that capable play-by-play man Bob Brenly has been toying...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by aperlut on 06-05-2008
  • To be loved

    To be loved is not just a song by Papa Roach . We're all looking for a little bit of love. We all long to be valued by something or someone. Whether it’s our families, our bosses, our communities, or, if we you are an athlete, our teams. So we can only imagine how 26-year-old minor league baseball...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 05-25-2008
  • My confession

    Last night I trekked to the Mad Art Gallery in St. Louis to see country troubadour Unknown Hinson . All I knew about him was that he is reportedly a 400-year-old vampire, that he plays a role in the hilarious Adult Swim cartoon Squidbillies , he has some very entertaining videos on YouTube like this...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by aperlut on 05-23-2008
  • Mustached American hits jackpot and more

    As reported May 8 , members of the American Mustache Institute administration spent last week in Florida scouting locations for a possible move of the sprawling AMI campus to the Sunshine State. After much consternation, discussions with Jesus and Burt Reynolds, and pleading by the St. Louis Regional...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 05-11-2008
  • Rival Egyptian families agree to end 'mustache war'

    CAIRO, January 11 (RIA Novosti) - Two families in southern Egypt that captured and forcefully shaved each others' leaders earlier in the year have agreed to end their dispute, the Al Ahram daily reported on Friday. Over 7,000 citizens of Mahrusa, a town in the Qena province near Luxor, gathered on...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 01-11-2008
  • A sad day - Kidd loses 'stache

    The American Mustache Institute continues to fight the good fight for those who wish to wear a mustache in peace. We are doing what we set out to do - serve as the ACLU of mustached Americans and help usher in a new era of greatness for the lip sweater. However, there are far more cogs in that wheel...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 01-10-2008
  • Nets respond to AMI's offer on Kidd mustache

    The New Jersey Nets public relations department has graciously agreed to accept assistance from AMI, the ACLU of mustache discrimination, to aid in fighting the likes of ESPN and others who criticize Jason Kidd's mustache. Nets spokesperson Gary Sussman wrote back to us, in response to our initial...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 01-10-2008
  • Sum Bit#! - Bill would ban swearing in bars!

    ST. CHARLES, Mo. - What the !#$!#? A St. Louis-area town is considering a bill that would ban swearing in bars, along with table-dancing, drinking contests and profane music. City officials contend the bill is needed to keep rowdy crowds under control because the historic downtown area gets a little...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 01-08-2008
  • Actors continue to care about stuff

    PALM SPRINGS, California -- Britney Spears' hospitalization, concerns over the Hollywood writers strike’s impact on the Golden Globes, and what celebrity will be the next to use the adoption of African babies to catapult their careers dominated chatter at the 2008 Palm Springs International Film...
    Posted to AMI Administration (Weblog) by afroman on 01-07-2008
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