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• How to Get a Date

  If you're nearly middle-aged, hopelessly single, tragically bare-lipped, and sadly spend more of your free time writing on mustache blogs than on dates, you'll take all the advice on meeting the ladies you can get. If every day that slips through... Posted Aug 14 2008, 11:17 AM by biggrubbowski with | with 11 comment(s) Filed under: attraction, dating, Foxy Festivities, Elycia Rubin, Rita Mauceri, domino sugar, kfc twister

• Georgia Quiz

  While having a lengthy discussion with my friend Maymo about where to find good mustaches, she informed me of the fact that big box discount stores in the south were certainly a good place to observe all types of mustaches and other random/experimental... Posted Jul 29 2008, 12:37 PM by goldylx with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: facial hair, attraction, grooming, goldylx, Gertrude Wiseman, Walmart, The South

• The North Dakota Mustache - an endangered species.

  Mustache acceptance and fashion has waxed and waned, even in North Dakota, where they seem to be the facial hair style of choice. The mustache has followed a slightly longer cycle of near-extermination than the once mighty buffalo did. Both once inhabited... Posted Jul 17 2008, 02:59 PM by goldylx with | with no comments Filed under: attraction, crimes against nature, American Mustache, goldylx, Gertrude, North Dakota

• I can gut a fish and you can clap with one hand. How lovely.

  On a recent trip to the inboxes that collect the fodder of my daily online dating life, I received a message that contained the following gumballs: “I can demonstrate the 5 positions in ballet (not very gracefully, though), I can clap with one hand (which... Posted Jun 30 2008, 11:15 PM by goldylx with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: attraction, goldylx, dating, Gertrude Wiseman, fishing

• Dear hot, bald, man of my dreams...

  You are smokin' hot and I don't really think you understand to what degree. You’re even gorgeous without a mustache, although we talked at length about the fact that you can grow one, and a good one at that. You keep touching me, but not once... Posted Jun 30 2008, 10:42 PM by goldylx with | with no comments Filed under: mustaches, attraction, st. Louis, goldylx, dating, Gertrude Wiseman, making out