People of Mustached American descent are hard working, innovative, typically overweight, and enjoy prostitutes. But our innovative spirit should never be eclipsed by these other fancies, as it has always defined our people, especially as we face a tough economic outlook both at home and abroad.

Now, one Mustached American has a thought on how to spur the U.S. economy.

In the 1930s, a decision was made that the Mustached American people have blessedly thanked since. You see, as a means to help bring us out of the Great Depression, Prohibition was lifted.

Our Mustached American friend at ReverseEvolution believes the U.S. should legalize marijuana, assuming it would have a similar impact as Prohibition: creating jobs, reducing crime, helping overweight women look better, and making people smile....a lot....all across the U.S.

He makes a relatively cogent argument, and you can read about it here.

Carry on.