We know that our bearded friends can have their chin scruff filled with weevils, and sometimes, they are simply not very good looking. They also constitute the "spousal compromise," or that half-way meeting point between the weakness of the clean-shaven mortals and the sheer power of the Mustached American where your spouse makes you settle half way.
And with the National Baskeball Association (NBA) kicking off this season - not only should you read this week one analysis from JoeSportsFan - but we also bring you some ridiculous NBA beards:
