As your duty as a proud mustached american, defending the rights of all mustached americans, you need to interview Rivers Cuomo of Weezer. Rivers has proudly been sporting the 'stache for about a year now.

Rob, thanks for the suggestion. We have tried and Rivers blew us off through his press guy. What a shame, right?

A shame indeed. I long for the day when our fellow mustachioed Americans will realize that it was through the noble work of the AMI that allowed them to get where they are today.