Anyone who is familiar with AMI knows that we have often been called by historians the bravest organization in the history of mankind behind only the U.S. Military and the post-Jim Henson Muppets. And in the past, we've brought you stories about brave friends of ours, who have fought cancer and other challenges, as well as tales of our daring exploits to fight those who oppress the race of Mustached Americans.
Every once in a while, however, we are reminded that there is more to life than mustaches, beer, triple bacon cheeseburgers, and our hatred for Dave Navarro, who is worthless. Not much more to life - but there is more.
And whether you like his politics or not, today, this CNN.com story about John McCain's time spent in captivity in Vietnam was such a reminder.
Carry on.
About afroman
The name “Abe Froman” is most commonly recognized as the ubiquitous and unseen character who’s identity is briefly assumed by actor Matthew Broderick in the film “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off.” However, Abraham Froman is much more.
Dr. Froman, a Capricorn, began his career with AMI as an intern, and after receiving his certification in nuclear mustacheology in 2006, transitioned his role into the organization’s Director of Logistical Intelligence, focusing on research, government relations, intelligence gathering, grass roots advocacy, and song writing.
On October 25, 2008, he will ascend to the role of Chief Executive Officer.
“I am honored to assume the chair held by Drs. Snor and Perlut previously,” Froman said. “The Mustached American people need leadership, and I pledge that AMI, under my stewardship, will continue to provide it at a time when it is so desperately needed.”
Dr. Froman has said that his future goals for AMI are to create satellite campus’s overseas and to develop an annual event, to be known as "The Million Mustache March," each year in St. Louis, concluding under the world’s largest mustache – St. Louis’ Gateway Arch.
Froman formerly lived in the Chicago area where he ran a museum dedicated to the "Karate Kid" series of films starring the indefatigable Pat Morita.
As Abe likes to say, "One can never tire of Pat Morita."
Dr. Froman is also a periodic contributor to joesportsfan.com.