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Paris Hilton: not so stupid...today

We do not often write about the likes of Paris Hilton on the AMI blog. This most likely, is because she is stupid, not a friend to the race of "Mustached Americans" we write for, has an inflated sense of self worth, and she is stupid.

We generally hold Hilton in a similar regard to Sarah Jessica Parker, who looks like a foot, and you know how we feel about Sex & The City.

But let's give Hilton her due. She's relatively pleasant to look at if you enjoy the emaciated Barbie doll look, and every once in a while, she pulls something other than a hit
of acid out of her hat.

Her infamous video with Rick Solomon in which they are conducting a mating ritual was pleasant enough. And now there's this - she's just posted a video to FunnyOrDie.com which you can watch here. It's essentially a parody of presidential candidate and "Dwarfed American" John McCain, and it's very, very funny.

So kudos to you Paris, your stupid little dog, and your collection of 2,900 shoes.

Carry on. 

 

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The name “Abe Froman” is most commonly recognized as the ubiquitous and unseen character who’s identity is briefly assumed by actor Matthew Broderick in the film “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off.” However, Abraham Froman is much more. Dr. Froman, a Capricorn, began his career with AMI as an intern, and after receiving his certification in nuclear mustacheology in 2006, transitioned his role into the organization’s Director of Logistical Intelligence, focusing on research, government relations, intelligence gathering, grass roots advocacy, and song writing. On October 25, 2008, he will ascend to the role of Chief Executive Officer. “I am honored to assume the chair held by Drs. Snor and Perlut previously,” Froman said. “The Mustached American people need leadership, and I pledge that AMI, under my stewardship, will continue to provide it at a time when it is so desperately needed.” Dr. Froman has said that his future goals for AMI are to create satellite campus’s overseas and to develop an annual event, to be known as "The Million Mustache March," each year in St. Louis, concluding under the world’s largest mustache – St. Louis’ Gateway Arch. Froman formerly lived in the Chicago area where he ran a museum dedicated to the "Karate Kid" series of films starring the indefatigable Pat Morita. As Abe likes to say, "One can never tire of Pat Morita." Dr. Froman is also a periodic contributor to joesportsfan.com.
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