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Giambi push heads into final day for All-Star candidacy

So unless you've been hiding under a rock, and roughly 1/8 of the AMI's members actually do, in fact, live with trolls under bridges, you've seen the push by AMI and the New York Yankees to get the heavily and wonderfully mustached Jason Giambi into the 2008 All-Star game. How can you argue that his powerful, performance-enhancing mustache has not given him the needed edge to make the squad? Heck, ESPN's Sports Center quoted AMI executive director last night and anchor Scott Van Pelt referred to him as a "swinger," and that alone should be reason enough to vote for Giambi (that makes no sense whatsoever). And a few blogs like our good friends at Deadspin and the NY Times have followed it.

Today at the Yankees 1pm EST game, they will give out 20,000 free mustaches in support of G-Stache, and we have sent them this video to run on the jumbo-tron during the game. Let's hope they are wise enough to run it as it will certainly put Jason's candidacy over the top.

And already, rip-off mustache efforts are ensuing, like this one from New York's 1050 AM radio. But you know what? We love it. Any effort to propagate lip fur is a good effort.

Vote Giambi and, as always, carry on.  

*to read AMI's statement about Giambi's failure to make the team, click here. 

 

Comments

 

dwdewalt said:

I couldn't agree more. With regard to Giambi, "It not only makes him strong, but also faster." No one can deny that he has gone on a tear since beginning to wear his masculinity on his upper lip's sleeve.

Also, as a new member (though not a new mustache wearer) how would I start a blog thread of my own? I've got some great tales to post. They may serve to inspire doubters and re-assure other mustache wearers. Though the latter in and of itself is a conundrum. As for the former, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if droves of non-mustachio sporting Americans view this site, wanting to grow mustaches, but not sure if they have the machismo that it takes.

July 10, 2008 12:20 PM
 

AMI Administration said:

In the wake of the longstanding steroids scandal surrounding Major League Baseball, any talk of performance

July 14, 2008 12:28 PM

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The name “Abe Froman” is most commonly recognized as the ubiquitous and unseen character who’s identity is briefly assumed by actor Matthew Broderick in the film “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off.” However, Abraham Froman is much more. Dr. Froman, a Capricorn, began his career with AMI as an intern, and after receiving his certification in nuclear mustacheology in 2006, transitioned his role into the organization’s Director of Logistical Intelligence, focusing on research, government relations, intelligence gathering, grass roots advocacy, and song writing. On October 25, 2008, he will ascend to the role of Chief Executive Officer. “I am honored to assume the chair held by Drs. Snor and Perlut previously,” Froman said. “The Mustached American people need leadership, and I pledge that AMI, under my stewardship, will continue to provide it at a time when it is so desperately needed.” Dr. Froman has said that his future goals for AMI are to create satellite campus’s overseas and to develop an annual event, to be known as "The Million Mustache March," each year in St. Louis, concluding under the world’s largest mustache – St. Louis’ Gateway Arch. Froman formerly lived in the Chicago area where he ran a museum dedicated to the "Karate Kid" series of films starring the indefatigable Pat Morita. As Abe likes to say, "One can never tire of Pat Morita." Dr. Froman is also a periodic contributor to joesportsfan.com.
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