Whether or not you route for the Yankees. Whether or not you believe in performance-enhancing facial hair. Whether or not you like Jason Giambi. Whether or not 
you are sitting or standing at this very moment. Whether or not you are black, white, yellow, or a midget. Indeed, whether or not you are of the human race. At this moment, all that matters is that you find a way to vote Jason Giambi - he of the mustache power - to the Major League Baseball All-Star game. You can vote HERE and you can find the official news release from the Yankees HERE.
Yes, it does not take a mathematician to know that Giambi + Mustache = All-Star. It's science.
AMI has provided the following statement to the New York Yankees in support of Giambi's candidacy for the 2008 American League All-Star team:
"The only choice for the final roster spot on the 2008 American
League All-Star Team is Jason Giambi. He not only represents the great Yankees
dynasty previously led by the likes of Reggie Jackson – the father of the
mustache in modern-day baseball – but Giambi represents the hopes and dreams of
the previously downtrodden mustached American, a breed that was on the U.S. Endangered
Species list as recently as 2005. Clearly, the voting public must takes into
account Giambi’s powerful lip fur, as it signifies great intellect, good looks,
and the ability to stare down the most powerful of martial arts gurus. And
while none of that may matter on the baseball diamond, it’s the most compelling
reason offered for All-Star status in the history of the game."
Plus, it's important to note that the good people at BostonSucks.net have gotten into the mustache act. And to see an update on this story, including a link to a video AMI has provided to the Yankees, see here.
Carry on.
*to read AMI's statement about the travesty that is Giambi's failure to make the team, read here.