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Bush vs. Bronson

The following blog entry is by no means meant to be an indictment of the Republican Party or the administration of President George W. Bush, although in all candor, the Institute is leaning towards endorsing Libertarian Party candidate Bob Barr, the first mustached U.S. Presidential candidate since Republican Thomas E. Dewey in 1944 and 1948 (this will obviously depend upon whether Commandant Barr willingly submits to the AMI Monthly Interview, which at this time is being negotiated with his staff).

That being the case, it was a lazy Saturday and we chose to forsake planning for the 2008 nuclear mustacheology course work and instead sat around the AMI campus administration offices watching the fine Charles Bronson vigilante vehicle "Death Wish III." Sadly, edition three of the "Death Wish" family of films doesn't have enough blue three-piece suits as Bronson had commonly worn throughout his cinematic career while stalking bad guys. There are, however, plenty of sharp looking sweatshirts, and of course, his trademark mustache and understated demeanor.

As we watched each scene with great anticipation of a gun blast or a life-altering karate chop to the back of the neck, we were intrigued by the parallels between the film's ending and the hopes of the Bush administration in its hot pursuit of Osama Bin Laden.

 

In the final battle scene of "Death Wish III," which you can watch here, Bronson aptly fires a bazooka at his antagonist - a sharp looking character named "Fraker" - and thus blows him out of the window of the apartment they were in, his charred remains falling to the street below. Seeing what remains of Fraker, his gang of followers - who at the time are pillaging the neighborhood - drop their arms and walk away. This little part of 1985-era New York is saved. Thank goodness!

Here's the question: if the American military and intelligence community is pursuing Bin Laden, do we expect that if we do kill or bring him to justice, militant Muslims and/or the rest of Al-Qaeda will simply cease hating America and drop their arms? 

Just asking. Otherwise, this was merely an excuse to pen a blog about the late Bronson - who was one of the baddest man on the planet in the 1970s and 1980s.

And on an unrelated note, if you like the interview stylings of the AMI, our new Monthly Mustache Interview is up with actor Hemky Madera of the Showtime hit series "Weeds." You can listen to it here.  

Comments

 

biggrubbowski said:

Death Wish 3 rules!! Every time I see that movie, I want to run out and get the "reverse mohawk" sported by Fraker, the ruthless leader of the Not Equal Gang (I assume this is their name from the arithmetic symbol they all wear on their foreheads) and the guy that Bronson gives the business end of the bazooka to in the final scene.

Alas, I never have the guts to go through with it, but thankfully Father Time is slowly taking care of that for me.

God bless you, Golan-Globus Productions, for making some of the best vehicles starring some the greatest mustached American heroes of all time, including Bronson in the Death Wish sequels and the Chuck Norris Missing In Action series. Not to mention Breakin' and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Also, did you notice actor Alex Winter (Bill of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure fame) in the film? Just another fun fact about Death Wish 3.

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The name “Abe Froman” is most commonly recognized as the ubiquitous and unseen character who’s identity is briefly assumed by actor Matthew Broderick in the film “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off.” However, Abraham Froman is much more. Dr. Froman, a Capricorn, began his career with AMI as an intern, and after receiving his certification in nuclear mustacheology in 2006, transitioned his role into the organization’s Director of Logistical Intelligence, focusing on research, government relations, intelligence gathering, grass roots advocacy, and song writing. On October 25, 2008, he will ascend to the role of Chief Executive Officer, replacing Dr. Aaron Perlut, who previously led the organization as Executive Director. “I am honored to assume the chair held by Drs. Snor and Perlut previously,” Froman said. “The Mustached American people need leadership, and I pledge that AMI, under my stewardship, will continue to provide it at a time when it is so desperately needed.” Dr. Froman has said that his future goals for AMI is to create satellite campus’s overseas and to develop an annual event to be known as "The Million Mustache March" each year in St. Louis, concluding under the world’s largest mustache – St. Louis’ Gateway Arch. Froman formerly lived in the Chicago area where he ran a museum dedicated to the "Karate Kid" series of films starring the indefatigable Pat Morita. As Abe likes to say, "One can never tire of Pat Morita."
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