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Painful Parker Comes Back

Mustached Americans enjoy football games, we like movies about super heroes other than ourselves, we love beer, enjoy our John Daniels (when you know him as well as we know him, it's "John"), and we like things like pick-up trucks and chainsaws.

 

What we don’t like, however, are things like the forthcoming Sex In The City film, and of course cats and Dave Navarro.

 

But seriously, did they have to do a Sex In the City (CITC) flick? We know that no guy in his right mind ever said to his wife, “Hey, I can’t wait to see what Carrie does this week on Sex In The City!”

 

And it was painful enough if we happened to be walking by the living room and the wife was watching and said, “hey, honey, come cuddle with me and we’ll watch Sex In the City!”

 

Argh! Who needs to endure such atrocities?

 

Peter Griffin said it best, “They let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV and she looks like a foot.”

Amen brother. Remember, this is the same gal that Maxim Magazine named the “Unsexiest Woman Alive.”  

 

Let’s hope the movie does not gain any steam and therefore we have to heard endless media drivel about it throughout the summer. That would be, well, painful.

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AMI Administration said:

Editor's note: below you will find an Associated Press story about the past weekend's premiere

August 27, 2008 10:23 AM

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The name “Abe Froman” is most commonly recognized as the ubiquitous and unseen character who’s identity is briefly assumed by actor Matthew Broderick in the film “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off.” However, Abraham Froman is much more. Dr. Froman, a Capricorn, began his career with AMI as an intern, and after receiving his certification in nuclear mustacheology in 2006, transitioned his role into the organization’s Director of Logistical Intelligence, focusing on research, government relations, intelligence gathering, grass roots advocacy, and song writing. On October 25, 2008, he will ascend to the role of Chief Executive Officer. “I am honored to assume the chair held by Drs. Snor and Perlut previously,” Froman said. “The Mustached American people need leadership, and I pledge that AMI, under my stewardship, will continue to provide it at a time when it is so desperately needed.” Dr. Froman has said that his future goals for AMI are to create satellite campus’s overseas and to develop an annual event, to be known as "The Million Mustache March," each year in St. Louis, concluding under the world’s largest mustache – St. Louis’ Gateway Arch. Froman formerly lived in the Chicago area where he ran a museum dedicated to the "Karate Kid" series of films starring the indefatigable Pat Morita. As Abe likes to say, "One can never tire of Pat Morita." Dr. Froman is also a periodic contributor to joesportsfan.com.
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