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While the story is making the rounds today that the trainwreck that is Carmen Electra is engaged for about the 19th time, on a better note, men's bible FHM has named quality biscuit Megan Fox as the sexiest woman in the world.

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Fox, who co-starred in the flick "Transformers," topped FHM's list of the 100 sexiest women in the world in a poll of FHM readers.

  - The 21-year-old model-actress beat out the likes of:

  - Angelina Jolie (super biscuit but crazy),

  - Rihanna (Isn't that a light, chicken gravy? No idea what this is),

  - Kim Kardashian (so, so dirty but so much maintenance that it's not even worth it),

  - Paris Hilton (the dumbest human being on the planet)

  - and last year's champion, Jessica Alba (completely over-rated).

 

Also among the top was the soon-to-be-publicly-outed-as-an-anorexic Keira Knightly, delicious vixen Scarlett Johansson, someone who looks like a guy in drag named Hayden Panettiere, and this girl.

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About afroman

The name “Abe Froman” is most commonly recognized as the ubiquitous and unseen character who’s identity is briefly assumed by actor Matthew Broderick in the film “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off.” However, Abraham Froman is much more. Dr. Froman, a Capricorn, began his career with AMI as an intern, and after receiving his certification in nuclear mustacheology in 2006, transitioned his role into the organization’s Director of Logistical Intelligence, focusing on research, government relations, intelligence gathering, grass roots advocacy, and song writing. On October 25, 2008, he will ascend to the role of Chief Executive Officer. “I am honored to assume the chair held by Drs. Snor and Perlut previously,” Froman said. “The Mustached American people need leadership, and I pledge that AMI, under my stewardship, will continue to provide it at a time when it is so desperately needed.” Dr. Froman has said that his future goals for AMI are to create satellite campus’s overseas and to develop an annual event, to be known as "The Million Mustache March," each year in St. Louis, concluding under the world’s largest mustache – St. Louis’ Gateway Arch. Froman formerly lived in the Chicago area where he ran a museum dedicated to the "Karate Kid" series of films starring the indefatigable Pat Morita. As Abe likes to say, "One can never tire of Pat Morita." Dr. Froman is also a periodic contributor to joesportsfan.com.
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