While the story is making the rounds today that the trainwreck that is Carmen Electra is engaged for about the 19th time, on a better note, men's bible FHM has named quality biscuit Megan Fox as the sexiest woman in the world.

Fox, who co-starred in the flick "Transformers," topped FHM's list of the 100 sexiest women in the world in a poll of FHM readers.
- The 21-year-old model-actress beat out the likes of:
- Angelina Jolie (super biscuit but crazy),
- Rihanna (Isn't that a light, chicken gravy? No idea what this is),
- Kim Kardashian (so, so dirty but so much maintenance that it's not even worth it),
- Paris Hilton (the dumbest human being on the planet)
- and last year's champion, Jessica Alba (completely over-rated).
Also among the top was the soon-to-be-publicly-outed-as-an-anorexic Keira Knightly, delicious vixen Scarlett Johansson, someone who looks like a guy in drag named Hayden Panettiere, and this girl.