If you are a fan of the Howard Stern show, some interesting developments this morning. As you can read here, comedian Artie Lange, who replaced Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling in 2001 as the resident comedian on the show in 2001, stormed off the show in a violent rage this morning.
A few things here:
- If you don't like Stern, you either a) don't have a sense of humor, b) have never listened to his show for more than 10 minutes, c) are stupid, d) are named Josh Rogers.
- Stern actually was a mustached American as you can see here.
- The most important question in this whole incident is this: if Lange had a mustache, would it have given him the power to ease his tensions and ensure this never happened? The powers of the mustache and wide and many, and we would suggest yes.
About afroman
The name “Abe Froman” is most commonly recognized as the ubiquitous and unseen character who’s identity is briefly assumed by actor Matthew Broderick in the film “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off.” However, Abraham Froman is much more.
Dr. Froman, a Capricorn, began his career with AMI as an intern, and after receiving his certification in nuclear mustacheology in 2006, transitioned his role into the organization’s Director of Logistical Intelligence, focusing on research, government relations, intelligence gathering, grass roots advocacy, and song writing.
On October 25, 2008, he will ascend to the role of Chief Executive Officer.
“I am honored to assume the chair held by Drs. Snor and Perlut previously,” Froman said. “The Mustached American people need leadership, and I pledge that AMI, under my stewardship, will continue to provide it at a time when it is so desperately needed.”
Dr. Froman has said that his future goals for AMI are to create satellite campus’s overseas and to develop an annual event, to be known as "The Million Mustache March," each year in St. Louis, concluding under the world’s largest mustache – St. Louis’ Gateway Arch.
Froman formerly lived in the Chicago area where he ran a museum dedicated to the "Karate Kid" series of films starring the indefatigable Pat Morita.
As Abe likes to say, "One can never tire of Pat Morita."
Dr. Froman is also a periodic contributor to joesportsfan.com.