REV. YITZCHAK ISLAMANTO
SPIRITUAL ADVISOR
The American Mustache Institute has ousted its spiritual advisor, the Rev. Michael Trautman, and replaced him with the 
Rev. Yitzchak Islamanto (pictured below).
Rev. Michael
Trautman was dismissed due to his continual disregard for
administrative rule number 8.10 stating:
“All AMI staff must wear, or
make every attempt to wear, a deliciously full cookie duster at all
times. Said soup strainer may not be accompanied by any semblance of
chin coverage which is inclusive of beards, goatees, or soul patches
which constitute a 'spousal compromise' and demonstrates weakness."
You can read more about Rev. Islamanto, who has demonstrated untold bravery throughout a decorated 42-year
spiritual career, on AMIs administration page here.
About afroman
The name “Abe Froman” is most commonly recognized as the ubiquitous and unseen character who’s identity is briefly assumed by actor Matthew Broderick in the film “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off.” However, Abraham Froman is much more.
Dr. Froman, a Capricorn, began his career with AMI as an intern, and after receiving his certification in nuclear mustacheology in 2006, transitioned his role into the organization’s Director of Logistical Intelligence, focusing on research, government relations, intelligence gathering, grass roots advocacy, and song writing.
On October 25, 2008, he will ascend to the role of Chief Executive Officer.
“I am honored to assume the chair held by Drs. Snor and Perlut previously,” Froman said. “The Mustached American people need leadership, and I pledge that AMI, under my stewardship, will continue to provide it at a time when it is so desperately needed.”
Dr. Froman has said that his future goals for AMI are to create satellite campus’s overseas and to develop an annual event, to be known as "The Million Mustache March," each year in St. Louis, concluding under the world’s largest mustache – St. Louis’ Gateway Arch.
Froman formerly lived in the Chicago area where he ran a museum dedicated to the "Karate Kid" series of films starring the indefatigable Pat Morita.
As Abe likes to say, "One can never tire of Pat Morita."
Dr. Froman is also a periodic contributor to joesportsfan.com.