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A sad day - Kidd loses 'stache

The American Mustache Institute continues to fight the good fight for those who wish to wear a mustache in peace. We are doing what we set out to do - serve as the ACLU of mustached Americans and help usher in a new era of greatness for the lip sweater.

However, there are far more cogs in that wheel than AMI. It will take a nation of support: men, women, celebrities, business, Joe Six-Pack, and all of you who read this blog.

Sadly, despite AMI's efforts, a mustache was shaved yesterday, and you may not have known this but, every time a mustache is shaved, an angel in heaven dies and falls to earth, which is a shame.

But yes, NBA scribe David Waldstein of the venerable Newark Star-Ledger (yes, that Newark, go Andy Harteveld!), as well as ESPN, reports that Jason Kidd has indeed caved to the pressure of ESPN and fragile and follically-challenge teammate Vince Carter. Kidd has chosen to shave his cookie duster.

When contacted in her Louisiana home, the wife of the late Pete Maravich, a mustached American with skills similar to those of Kidd, would only say, "Weak ass b!!#$. Pete gave everything for today's players. The least Kidd could do is keep that thing as somewhat of an homage to Pete. It's a damn shame when a grown man is brow-beaten into shaving off his manhood."

The AMI agrees that it is a sad day indeed, and we hope that each and every one of you will say a prayer for Jason's mustache and that angel. 

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About afroman

Abraham Froman, a Capricorn, is the first, and to this point, only executive intern in the history of the American Mustache Institute and loathes bare-faced humans and beards. People often recognize Froman, as in name only, he made a brief cameo in "Ferris Beuller's Day Off." Since then, however, he has since been overwhelmed by the outcry for his re-emergence in public life, the scrutiny of which was so great that at one point he returned to his Eastern European heritage and changed his last name back to "Fromansky" so that others would not recognize him as Froman is an avid sweepstakes entree. However, Froman perseveres, spending most of his time working on behalf of mustached Americans or competing in regional clogging competitions through the U.S. Froman still lives in the Chicago area where he also runs a museum dedicated to the "Karate Kid" series of films starring the indefatigable Pat Morita. As Abe likes to say, "One can never tire of Pat Morita."
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