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ESPN attacks Jason Kidd's new mustache

AMI sent the following e-mail to the public relations department of the New Jersey Nets of the National Basketball Association. You can read the exciting response from Nets management here. And you can read AMI's official statement on the incident here.

Mssrs. Sussman & Harris,

It has come to the attention of the American Mustache Institute (AMI), an advocacy organization fighting discrimination against mustached Americans, that Jason Kidd's new and rather delicious mustache has come under the scrutiny of ESPN, as well as Jason's oft-injured and folicly deprived teammate Vince Carter.

We would like to offer Jason and the Nets organization our support, as it's important to understand the history and role of the mustache in American sports. The end of the 1970s marked a significant turn - and began a dark period - of discrimination against mustached Americans. While until then it was fashionable to wear a mustache - whether it be on the hardwood, playing field, or in the office - virtually overnight it became a fad reserved for the likes of law enforcement, steel workers, motor cross drivers, and members of the Village People.

AMI continues to battle negative stereotyping that has accompanied the mustache since those glory years of the 1970s - fighting to create a climate of acceptance, understanding, flavor saving, and upper lip warmth for all mustached Americans alike.

If there is anything we can do to support Jason, his mustache, or even offer mustache acceptance counseling and medical advice to Vince so that he doesn't injure his ankle on a routine layup while completely unguarded - please let us know.

We would also welcome Jason to participate in our Monthly Mustache Interview which you can read here.

Thank you.

 

Comments

 

belarus said:

ahahahaha this **** is hilarious!!!

January 8, 2008 12:23 PM
 

Guyfawkes said:

I mean guys, are you serious?

January 8, 2008 1:11 PM
 

matt said:

OMG!!! VINCE YOU GOT DESTROYED HAHAHAHA

January 8, 2008 1:12 PM
 

Leon said:

LOL :)))))) VINCE WILL GO TO MUSTACHE PRISON :)))))

January 8, 2008 2:14 PM
 

andy said:

the funniest thing I've read so far this year!!!

Vince is going to be to jail (life time in mustacheland)

PS: Jason for real you look horrible!

January 8, 2008 3:51 PM
 

bare minerals makeup said:

Pick your crisis: real estate, the economy, the Mideast, the Democrats’ supply of Rolaids, or figuring out how the women in“ 10000 B. C.” managed to score all that Maybelline. Uncle Jay explains it all!

September 25, 2008 6:14 AM

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The name “Abe Froman” is most commonly recognized as the ubiquitous and unseen character who’s identity is briefly assumed by actor Matthew Broderick in the film “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off.” However, Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman is much more. Dr. Froman, a Capricorn, began his career with AMI as an intern, and after receiving his certification in nuclear mustacheology in 2006, transitioned his role into the organization’s Director of Logistical Intelligence, focusing on research, government relations, intelligence gathering, grass roots advocacy, and song writing. On October 25, 2008, he ascended to the role of Chief Executive Officer. “I am honored to assume the chair held by Drs. Snor and Perlut previously,” Froman said. “The Mustached American people need leadership, and I pledge that AMI, under my stewardship, will continue to provide it at a time when it is so desperately needed.” Dr. Froman has said that his future goals for AMI are to create satellite campus’s overseas and to develop an annual event, to be known as "The Million Mustache March," each year in St. Louis, concluding under the world’s largest mustache – St. Louis’ Gateway Arch. Froman formerly lived in the Chicago area where he ran a museum dedicated to the "Karate Kid" series of films starring the indefatigable Pat Morita. As Abe likes to say, "One can never tire of Pat Morita." Dr. Froman is also a periodic contributor to joesportsfan.com.
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