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• Screw Global Warming, We've Got Cats.

  It has just been brought to the attention of the American Mustache Institute that on top of terrorist threats, never-ending climate change and a new decade, Americans now must face the fact that their ordinary housecats will outlive them. TheOnion.com... Posted Jan 08 2010, 06:24 PM by Jessi with | with no comments Filed under: mustache, moustache, cats, Michelle Pfeiffer, apocalypse, The Onion

• Ryan McKee Is The Enemy

  I normally play nice with my teammates. I normally do. However, today I do not. As the 12.3 readers of this blog know, I write for Asylum.com. I value the relationships I have built there with solid citizens like smooth looking Latin lover wanna-be Anthony... Posted Dec 29 2009, 09:31 AM by afroman with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: american Mustache institute, mustache, moustache, asylum.com, Jon Chattman, Movember, Ryan McKee, Asylum, AskMen, AskMen.com, Rich Tarantino, Sweet 'Stache: 50 Badass Mustaches and the Faces Who Sport Them, Beard Team USA, PopCandy, Glorius Mustache Challenge

• R.I.P. Mustached American Friend

  J. Jody Jones, a member of the Quarter Draw Band as a bassist player, singer, and producer, as well as one of the true nice guys who played the second ‘Stache Bash in 2007 -- passed away peacefully in his sleep on Thursday morning, Dec. 18, 2009, from... Posted Dec 18 2009, 02:35 PM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: american Mustache institute, mustache, moustache, ami, 'Stache BAsh, J. Jody Jones, Quarter Draw Band, Vietnam, Veteran

• Saved By a (Furry, Upper-lip) Hair: An iPhone Tale

  STEP ONE: BREAK PHONE It all started with a concrete floor. One fateful slip of the hand and my brand new iPhone crashed and burned. I’ve dropped many a phone in my day but this was the Apocalypse of phone mishaps. The screen shattered and waves of regret... Posted Dec 16 2009, 09:21 PM by Jessi with | with no comments Filed under: american Mustache institute, mustache, moustache, ami, john oates, cell phone, smartphone, Apple, iResQ, technology, iPhone

• Cage Returning With Surefire Oscar Fare

  If there are three things we like beyond mustaches here at the American Mustache Institute -- it's strippers, violence, and Nic Cage. But then, who doesn't? Regardless, we were pleased -- thrilled even -- to learn that Cage has a new film forthcoming... Posted Dec 14 2009, 02:07 PM by afroman with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: american Mustache institute, mustache, moustache, ami, UGO, Nic Cage, Kick-Ass, Nicolas Cage

• Ultimate Holiday Gift -- SEX-CONFIDENT

  In 2004, Rhode Island-based photographer Ricky Chapman was sitting in his father-in-law's tool shed masturbating to the notion of making sweet, passionate love to Janice, the lead guitarist for The Electric Mayhem , the Muppet Show house band. He... Posted Dec 14 2009, 11:25 AM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: mustache, moustache, Rhode Island School of Design, calendar, the Muppets, Ricky Chapman, photography, RISD, sex-confident, The Electric Mayhem

• FOX Sports' Rose Crosses Line

  Last night on FOX's BCS Results Show, instead of focusing on the worthless nature of the BCS and the lack of a college playoff system, host Chris Rose suggested that Texas quarterback Colt McCoy would be better off mustache-free. Today, AMI took this... Posted Dec 07 2009, 03:42 PM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: american Mustache institute, mustache, moustache, ami, Colt McCoy, university of texas, longhorns, chris rose, fox, fox sports, David Hill

• The Full Interview: Zavada Reflects on Goulet

  We have posted our latest Monthly Mustache Interview with Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Clay Zavada, who of course won the 2009 "Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year" award at 'Stache Bash 2009. Unlike shortened versions... Posted Dec 01 2009, 01:47 PM by afroman with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: american Mustache institute, mustache, moustache, ami, robert goulet memorial mustached american of the year, Clay Zavada, Arizona Diamondbacks

• "Justache For All" Mustached Americans At G.W. Law School

  The legal community in America has traditionally demonstrated great solidarity with the Mustached American community. Indeed,the last mustached American president of the United States was William Howard Taft -- a lawyer; the Wall Street Journal Law Blog... Posted Nov 16 2009, 08:58 AM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: mustache, moustache, William Howard Taft, George Washington University Law School, Equal Justice Foundation, Law Blog Mustache Society, Justache For All, EJF< American Mustache Institute, Georgetown Law

• The Phillies may have lost but they have better facial hair

  Posted Nov 06 2009, 10:38 AM by Dcal with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: american Mustache institute, facial hair, mustache, moustache, Philadelphia Phillies, world series

• Sodomy Santa Reins

  It's not every day that we get a glimpse at the real story of Christmas. Yes, t he real story. And that is a glimpse of Santa J. Clause -- who's birthday we celebrate on December 25 -- and his true, depraved misgivings. But indeed, from December... Posted Nov 06 2009, 07:36 AM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: american Mustache institute, mustache, moustache, ami, Stache Bash 2009, THE EIGHT: Reindeer Monologues, Hot City Theater, Jeff Goode, Sarah Armstrong

• Clay Zavada on ESPN: They point and laugh at my mustache

  Yesterday ESPN 2's "SportsNation" featuring the delicious Michelle Beadle and the bare-faced Colin Cowherd featuring a snippet of AMI Chairman Dr. Aaron Perlut's hard-hitting interview with Clay Zavada, the Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher... Posted Nov 05 2009, 08:37 PM by Dcal with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: american Mustache institute, mustache, moustache, dr. aaron perlut, Clay Zavada, ESPN 2, Arizona Diamondbacks, SportsNation

• Mustaches And Football In St. Louis

  Mustaches and football go together like Dwarfs and a gentle rainfall -- very well. And now, the American Mustache Institute's friends at Charter High-Speed® Internet -- who were kind enough to pimp 'Stache Bash free of charge -- are hosting a... Posted Nov 05 2009, 02:24 AM by afroman with | with no comments Filed under: american Mustache institute, mustache, moustache, ami, Charter Communications, Frank Cusumano, Charter.upickem.net, Fox & The Hound, Jamie Allman, The Morning After, Charter High Speed, Tim McKernan, Dave Glover

• Diamondbacks' Zavada Wins "Mustached American of the Year"

  John Oates thrills crowd and pitcher who returned to baseball with a handlebar mustache after giving it all up wins honor ST. LOUIS (Oct. 30, 2009) – Wearing a $3 crown and his dapper, trademark handlebar mustache that terrorized Major League hitters... Posted Oct 30 2009, 04:00 PM by afroman with | with 12 comment(s) Filed under: american Mustache institute, beard, mustache, moustache, eric holder, robert goulet memorial mustached american of the year, john oates, st. louis cardinals, murray city, dan snarr, Clay Zavada, Arizona Diamondbacks, CBS, JStache, Sully Sullenberger, shave, Gillette, Braun, Schick, Quicken, Wahl, Bill Geist, Brendan Ryan, Hall & Oates, Hall And Oates, John Yeutter, Norelco, shaver, JStache.com, The Cleveland Show

• AMI Sends McInnes Cease & Desist

  Much like when your drunk uncle touches your 14-year-old cousin after a long walk with Johnny Walker Red during Thanksgiving dinner, it's always a shame when you are enjoying a wonderful time of year -- as 'Stache Bash week provides the Mustached... Posted Oct 26 2009, 09:06 PM by afroman with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: american Mustache institute, mustache, moustache, ami, Street Carnage, Gavin McInnes