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AMI 2009

Saved By a (Furry, Upper-lip) Hair: An iPhone Tale

STEP ONE:  BREAK PHONE
It all started with a concrete floor.  One fateful slip of the hand and my brand new iPhone crashed and burned.  I’ve dropped many a phone in my day but this was the Apocalypse of phone mishaps.  The screen shattered and waves of regret surfaced for mocking those protective iPhone cases.

STEP TWO:  RESEARCH
Immediately I took advantage of the Interwebs and was contacted by iResQ.com, a site which had previously been recommended to me by a friend.  Not strangers to mustaches or technology, this is a company I can really get behind. Their blog mentions John Oates and ’staches on several occasions but the deciding factor was a blog post entitled “RIP Jeff’s Mustache.”  Sold.  Even though my phone is only a month old I’ve heard Apple stores would still charge me unless I could think of a way to convince them it was the phone’s fault.  Somehow I don’t think they would be persuaded that the iPhone conspired to jump from my hands or that it somehow tazered me and I flung it away from myself in self defense.  My choice is clear.  Jeff’s mustache > Apple Store.

STEP THREE:  GAME TIME DECISION
After an amiable email convo with Sales Rep Brian, a mustache fan and all around upstanding citizen (i.e. a Mizzou grad), the deal was on.  Like a parent sending her child to kindergarten, by 6 pm Monday I had mailed my injured iPhone off to Kansas. Thus began my radio silence. Arguably the worst part about the whole process:  going phoneless until yours returns safely to you.  I discovered my iPhone was more like an extra limb than previously thought and it was hard to coordinate things like directions (to and from the UPS Store). Without the GPS my phone so lovingly provided, I found myself frustratingly lost in what I call the “iPhone Blackout of 2009.” Lest I become a hermit and never venture out again, iResQ’s 24 hour turnaround deserves two thumbs up.

STEP FOUR:  PHONE REPAIR
Luckily, by noon the next day I was emailed by the iResQ team to assure me my phone had arrived and no shady business was going down.  Also provided with a job number, there was nothing to do but wait. Overall their customer service was handled well at every step of the game. They save you the trip of taking off work, wading through Mall traffic and standing in line at the Apple store for hours, but if you don’t have a backup phone, as previously mentioned, you’re *** out of luck.

The entire process was very simple, kind of like refurbishing for dummies.
-If you aren’t sure if what you have is an iPod, iPhone, Portable, PSP, or desktop, the website provides step-by-step visuals for selecting the services you need.
-If you feel brave, they also offer a DIY kit. (Fair warning, there are no directions provided so you should be pretty damn tech savvy to try to put together a digitizer yourself).
-If you don’t know what the hell is wrong with your iPhone, send it to them anyway and they’ll call you back pending a diagnostic test and let you know the problem.
-If you don’t want to fix it, so be it. They’ll even recycle it for you.

Once you choose what you want, prices and shipping are revealed.

STEP FIVE:  TRIUMPHANT RETURN
At 4:30pm on Tuesday, UPS alerted me that my package was on it’s way back to me.  Wednesday morning’s ETA of 9:15am had me obsessively anticipating the arrival of my precious cargo. The phone didn’t actually arrive until 2:30pm but when that moment came it was glorious.  My iPhone’s premature face-lift paid off.  Playboy spread to be determined.

The MVP of this whole process was UPS, using the tracking number iResQ provided me at every turn.  Without them I would have been under the impression that my phone was halfway to Mexico and never coming back. As for price, though, iPhone repairs online are all over the board, some as low as 24.99 and some higher than 200.00.  In store, there is no guarantee Apple will fix it for less than 79.00, which is iResQ’s holiday outer screen repair rate without shipping. So not the lowest price but certainly not the highest, at least you know their price is guaranteed before you send your phone away.

YAY OR NAY:
It’s obvious these techies know what they are talking about and they back it up with great customer service. This being my first time fixing my infant iPhone I have no modes of comparison, but I give iResQ a ’stache of approval.

*THIS CONTEST HAS REACHED ITS CAPACITY AND IS NOW CLOSED.

The first 10 people to contact mick@iresq.com with AMI2009 as your subject will receive free 2-way overnight shipping with any repair service.

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After recently relocating to St Louis, living in the shadow of the epitome of a sexy mustache, the Arch, she spends her time tracking down hipsters and contributing to the cause of pseudo-vegetarians everywhere. After all, cats are going to bring about the Apocalypse so why not hate them?
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