The American Mustache Institute is asking all people of Mustached American descent, as well as clean shaven mortals, to boycott the fledgling restaurant chain Ruby Tuesday as it has implemented a policy that violates the civil liberties of its employees. Please read the following letter which was sent to the scoundrels at Ruby Tuesday:

Ruby Tuesday,
We were recently contacted by several employees informing us that your
struggling chain of roadside eateries has implemented a policy
enforcing a clean shaven mandate on the men and women of Ruby Tuesday.
And, as the ACLU of the downtrodden Mustached American people, the
American Mustache Institute (AMI) finds this utterly unacceptable, and
we ask that you change course in this short-sighted effort to restrict
the civil liberties of your suspender-wearing employees.
Consider that many of your employees are younger Americans, and we would hope that even you would agree that one of
the most important elements of a young person's growth is that they are
enabled to develop their own sense of self, as creating an identity
allows a young man or woman to gain confidence, mature, and succeed.
After all, the careers section of the Ruby Tuesday website says, "we're as dedicated to the personal and professional
growth of each and every team member ... Whether it's just part-time or an entire career,
we want to make sure you get everything you want out of your Ruby
Tuesday experience. And as soon as you join the team you'll notice the
fun, friendly working environment ..."
Clearly, this must have been an oversight to allow this text on your
site, so that you could fool prospective employees and investors into
thinking Ruby Tuesday cultivates a progressive workplace.
AMI believes your actions amount to what is essentially
a civil rights violation, as you are not allowing employees to both
simply and appropriately express themselves in a limited manner by growing
and maintaining facial hair. We are not talking about inappropriate
fashion, poor behavior, or bad language. We are talking about a
mustache -- and no line cook, leprechaun, or waiter should fear reprisal for growing one.
Thank you, and good luck during the upcoming Rosh Hashana chain restaurant rush.
Carry on.
Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman
Chief Executive Officer
The American Mustache Institute
(877) STACHE-1