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AMI Offering Tickets to MLB All Star Game

Shamefully, as of now there will be no mustaches on the starters for next Tuesday's Major League Baseball All-Star game. Not only is this disappointing in that baseball once was the cradle of mustache culture, but keep in mind, the game is being held in St. Louis -- home of the world's largest mustache -- the Gateway Arch. So that's a real issue.

Your American Mustache Institute has decided it will not take this calamity of titanic proportions sitting down. We are not only changing the rules to insert some mustache into the game, but will reward someone with two free tickets to the mid-Summer classic.

To participate in the "All-Star 'Stache Dash" -- it's a flash-mob digital clue hunt -- just sign up to follow the 2009 All-Star ‘Stache Dash on Facebook (facebook.com/stachedash) and Twitter (twitter.com/stachedash).

Then, as you stumble drunkenly through St. Louis, look for mustached baseball cards from the 1980s like this looker of Kirk Gibson. Then pay attention to daily updates to the Facebook and Twitter pages on your mobile phones for clues to the final prize.

Come Monday night, someone will win two tickets to see the bare-faced mortals slug it out to determine home field advantage for the 2009 World Series (which is the dumbest thing ever - thank you again Mr. Selig).

Carry on.

Comments

 

Aldenrolf said:

Good to hear about the event . I`m a big fan of baseball. Eagerly waiting to buy the Baseball tickets for this season. Thank you for sharing the information about the tickets. I want to sign up the event.

July 10, 2009 3:36 AM

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The name “Abe Froman” is most commonly recognized as the ubiquitous and unseen character who’s identity is briefly assumed by actor Matthew Broderick in the film “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off.” However, Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman is much more. Dr. Froman, a Capricorn, began his career with AMI as an intern, and after receiving his certification in nuclear mustacheology in 2006, transitioned his role into the organization’s Director of Logistical Intelligence, focusing on research, government relations, intelligence gathering, grass roots advocacy, and song writing. On October 25, 2008, he ascended to the role of Chief Executive Officer. “I am honored to assume the chair held by Drs. Snor and Perlut previously,” Froman said. “The Mustached American people need leadership, and I pledge that AMI, under my stewardship, will continue to provide it at a time when it is so desperately needed.” Dr. Froman has said that his future goals for AMI are to create satellite campus’s overseas and to develop an annual event, to be known as "The Million Mustache March," each year in St. Louis, concluding under the world’s largest mustache – St. Louis’ Gateway Arch. Froman formerly lived in the Chicago area where he ran a museum dedicated to the "Karate Kid" series of films starring the indefatigable Pat Morita. As Abe likes to say, "One can never tire of Pat Morita." Dr. Froman is also a periodic contributor to joesportsfan.com.
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