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On a recent trip to the inboxes that collect the fodder of my daily online dating life, I received a message that contained the following gumballs: “I can demonstrate the 5 positions in ballet (not very gracefully, though), I can clap with one hand (which...
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You are smokin' hot and I don't really think you understand to what degree. You’re even gorgeous without a mustache, although we talked at length about the fact that you can grow one, and a good one at that. You keep touching me, but not once...
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Actually, we've been saying this all along: Women prefer men with stubble for love, sex and marriage By Roger Dobson Last Updated: 12:01am BST 29/06/2008 Stubble is the way to win a woman’s heart, a study has shown. Researchers found that women are...
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We wanted to alert you to some new features and people at AMI. The new Monthly Mustache Interview for July 2008 is up. This month we speak with actor Hemky Madera, who debuts in the Showtime hit series "Weeds" this summer. You can listen to...
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I think I finally have an understanding of what having a mustache must be like. Sort of. As part of my girly upkeep, I made an appointment at a salon recommended to me by a close friend to have my eyebrows waxed and my eyelashes dyed. I am blond, even...
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The following blog entry is by no means meant to be an indictment of the Republican Party or the administration of President George W. Bush , although in all candor, the Institute is leaning towards endorsing Libertarian Party candidate Bob Barr, the...
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So far this year the following fast food founders have died this year (and it's only July!). Mere coincidence or is this the work of a diabolical vegetarian? Only our mustached friend Geraldo can get to the bottom of this, possibly the greatest of...
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On behalf of the American Mustache Institute, I will pursue on-going research into the psychology, sociology, and sexuality of the single American man and will provide AMI blog-readers with a candid, biased*, comparative analysis by means of previous...
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Editorial note: the following story is from the New York Daily News and can also be read on its web site here. By ETHAN SACKS New York DAILY NEWS Monday, June 23rd 2008, 2:19 PM Turns out the answers to Jason Giambi 's early season problems may have...
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CareerBuilder has a piece on CNN.com about the eight worst things you can say in a job interview. Let’s take a look at their advice, and then juxtapose versus our advice: 1. "I hated my last boss." Well of course you hated your last boss. But...
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So it's being reported this week that Charlie Sheen , upon splitting from the unbelievably delicious and nutritious Denise Richards back in 2005, left her a scathing voicemail message dropping F-bombs left and right and even whipping out the dreaded...
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To our 11.5 readers (the .5 is the one midget in Topeka who keeps badgering us), we know you need direction for vital information, tools, what have you. Here are some directions which may be of help. It’s clear things are getting really, really hot in...
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On Tuesday night, the Boston Celtics whipped up on the Los Angeles Lakers 131-92, bringing an anticlimactic close to the much-hyped rematch some 21 years in the making. Not even 472 shots by Kobe Bryant could prolong the series between two of the NBA's...
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The following letter has been sent to New York Times scribe and cartoonist George Gustines about his recently published story, " Field of Facial Hair Helps a Place in Baseball History ." George, We read with great interest your recent story...
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Who wants more mustache? I do, you do, even Eva Longoria does. More importantly, the 12.3 readers of the AMI blog can't have enough. Soon you shall have more. On Thursday, July 3 at Pat's Bar in the Dogtown neighborhood of St. Louis, Dan Callahan...