American Mustache Institute

Good blog, you must have much free time with mama and the grunts away! Didn't think you :)

On a recent trip to the inboxes that collect the fodder of my daily online dating life, I received a message that contained the following gumballs: “I can demonstrate the 5 positions in ballet (not very gracefully, though), I can clap with one hand (which means I can answer that age old philosophical question)…” Dudes in ballet are alright by me. Pretty...

You are smokin' hot and I don't really think you understand to what degree. You’re even gorgeous without a mustache, although we talked at length about the fact that you can grow one, and a good one at that. You keep touching me, but not once have I given you the stiff arm or tried to back away. I really like you. More than I've liked anyone...